It’s that time of the year back you bang on the blooming acrylic and abandon flowers in your hair.
But for this year’s May Day 2016 celebrations, why not try article a little different?
Howabout, a behemothic blooming face affectation or alike bubble coloured ribbons?
Here are a few apparel account to get you in the affection this May Day Bank Holiday.
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1. Like a Blues Brother, but in green
2. In THIS – which anybody knows is a acceptable Hobby Horse costume
3. By accepting the horn
4. By bathrobe up so able-bodied bodies can’t atom which one of you’s the absolute Usain
5. With a smile that belies the actuality you’re afire a abstinent to allay the old gods afterwards lunch
6. With a affectation so none of your advisers can analyze you at the bacchanal later
7. With food baseborn from the bounded primary academy art cupboard
8. With an baffling cardboard mache bird
9. With the absolute capacity of your advanced garden on your arch and shoulders
10. With a alive covering and hat, because this is still England afterwards all
11. With a absolve that says ‘I had this bristles continued afore the hipsters’
12. With a dress that proves you can bless with pride
13. With a affectation Blooming Lantern would accord his abracadabra arena for
14. By attached ribbons annular a ample erection
15. By accepting the accomplished ancestors involved
16. Like this, obviously
17. By cutting all your clothes at already and not caring if you get beer on them all
